Oscar nigh: women view

Oscar nigh: women view

Is it me or it was a really snoozy Oscars this year?

Marion Cotillard looked totally hot in this mermaid type fish scale dress by Jean Paul Gaultier. I’m still trying to figure out why Hannah Montana was there. For real, is she an Academy member? Was it just Miley Cyrus product placement? She looked way older than 15. I mean, she wasn’t wearing pasties or anything but some dude could get the wrong idea. She’s barely out of freshman year! Stay on the tour bus and write in your rainbow journal.

A lot of oldies dominated this year, like Helen Mirren, Ruby Dee, and Julie Christie. These women wore sorta fug outfits but wore them with class. Tilda Swinton wore a big tall black velvet bag but she could have worn a bikini made of fudge and still looked avant-garde and icy and beautiful. Katherine Heigl has a serious case of stagefright during the show, and t I thought she looked hot in fire engine red. Keri Russell has this pale swan thing going on. And the standout chick was Diablo Cody who wore this feline giraffe type outfit that showed off her gigantic tattoos. We need more strippers on the red carpet. Kimora Lee Simmons doesn’t count.Oh, and last but not least, Anglina who looked just like Morticia Adams.What happened here? The whole marriage story is a style murderer?