Lindsay Lohan presents D&G

Lindsay Lohan presents D&G

Here’s Lindsay “Lohab” at the D&G show at Fashion Week in Milan. How does she get into these things anymore? Didn’t the Marilyn Monroe shots seal the deal? Last time the sobriety-challenged starlet was in Italy, she started boozing it up and partying around with multiple men.Can’t wait to see what she does this time!

Anyway, I’m not one to really report on the cutting edge of fashion but sources are saying that Dolce & Gabanna’s new line this time around is quite far. They’re supposed to be known for their saucy clothing but this go-round they covered all their twigs up.

One American buyer went so far as to say “If I was on a blind-date and a girl answered the door dressed like that, I’d say I was gay and looking for my boyfriend’s apartment.” Straight but not narrow! The models were covered in woolen vests, and mid-length skirts and hats.

Other celebs besides Lindsay on the scene were Fergie, Sheryl Crow, the psychotic Naomi Campbell and Monica Belluci. Lohan herself was in more traditional D&G garb, and confessed that her skirt was “too short”. This makes me wonder how short the skirt is in reality. Because if this is said by the queen of indecent garments, the skirt should really be “obscene” and….I’ll just let your imagination to do the work.