Britney vs. LAPD

Britney vs. LAPD

A Los Angeles county commissioner is attempting to pass new legislation - dubbed “Britney’s law” - that aims to crack down on those paparazzi that are out of control..Well. Mr. LAPD chief this is really an interesting point of view, but I may add, on behalf on many of my colleagues, that we don;t agree with this opinion. See…I can be diplomatic and write in a neat and clear language :)

He says:

“What we need is Britney Spears to stay home instead of traipsing all over town. That would solve the problem. We don’t need additional laws…. I’ve got laws coming out my ears to deal with this issue.

What you have is several young women in this town and several young men basically making fools of themselves and tying up not only my resources but the resources of the media that would do better covering legitimate stories instead of a bunch of airheads running around out there….

Quite clearly some of these characters so favored by the paparazzi are clearly in need of services. Not police services, but psychiatric services.

We agree with the Chief - to a point.

Yes, these celebretards are partly to blame, but you gotta face the issues at hand. Though we wish they would, they aren’t gonna get all boring and stay home. They live for the attention and you gotta deal with it.

Here’s some pics of Britney Spears out shopping at Forever 21 in LA at the Beverly Center. People are looking at these pics and speculating that she might be knocked up with child. I think it’s just a gut and a bad outfit.