The reports about Amy Winehouse’s suicide watch is obsessing all the tabloids. Even if all the newspapers are waiting for a top news, the singer’s spokespeople are trying to put out that celeb
gossip fire.

“She’s fine,” her London rep said, emphatically.

So, this should be more than enough, right?

The troubled singer met with her dad for dinner at the Dorchester last night. Amy Winehouse
has also been invited to participate in the Quincy Jones tribute album
and, her rep confirms, she and pal Mark Ronson are talking it over.

Even if this week announces to be event less on the on the Amy Winehouse death watch, just wait until Blake Fielder-Civil gets out of jail. Hold onto your hats.

Long time no see. It’s been a while since I wrote something about Amy.Disproving everyone who thought she’d already hit rock bottom, Amy Winehouse was spotted earlier today looking worse than ever as she left her London home.

The troubled “Rehab” songstress has hit a new low, with unkempt hair, smudged makeup, stained shoes, and various scratches all over her legs.  She is scheduled to perform at the End of Summer Ball in Berkeley Square, so hopefully she cleans herself up.

Moreover,  report tells that Miss Winehouse may owe famed designer Harvey Nichols nearly $50,000 for a bevy of dresses he lent her that she returned without cleaning.

And the worst part is that they were stained with her vomit, as she wore one of the dresses on a wild night out during which she drank until she threw up… all over the dress.

The Daily Mirror reported, “Harvey Nichols loaned Amy (almost $50,000) worth of silk and satin dresses. Unfortunately, while wearing one of the frocks, she went on an all-night bender. She ended up in the loos (British for ‘bathroom), where she was violently sick. Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty.”

“She eventually couriered them back on Monday, but didn’t wrap them separately. So sick had gone on all the clothes. Even worse, green, furry mold had developed on some gowns, making them unwearable.”

“The store publicists weren’t best pleased. They send stuff out to celebs all the time, but it never gets into such a state. I doubt Amy will be sent any more designer gear for a while and the store has now asked for its (money) back.”

The music producer Mark Ronson confirms to the BBC that the diva, is working on the theme song for the upcoming 007 release. The movei is now in production and it will be called: Quantum Of Solace, starring Daniel Craig.

However, Ronson did not guarantee that the song will be 100% in the movie and he declares: “Hopefully it will get used. We’re working on it and we’ll see happens.”

The filmmakers were the ones who approached Winehouse, and the producer delared that Amy said that seh would want to work with him in particular for thsi poject.

“The demo sounds like a James Bond theme, hopefully,” says Ronson. “I’m sure there are loads more really famous people that probably we’re competing with, and we don’t know about. I’m not sure.”

Hedging his bet slightly, the producer added: ” If we don’t get this one maybe we’ll get another one.”

It’s a bacterial skin infection that causes pimple-like lumps – and is “is highly contagious, and scratching or touching the sores is likely to spread the infection to other parts of the body as well as to other people,” according to the Mayo Clinic’s Web site…”She’s fine,” a pal tells PEOPLE. “She’s not hiding away. She’s never been one to care what people think.”

Amy Winehouse is repulsive in just about every way you can possibly think of, so I imagine the adjustment period of seeing her wander the streets of London like some junkie leper won’t take as long as people might think. It’s like pouring acid on a burn victim. I appreciate your enthusiasm, but uh, I’m not seeing how it would make that much difference.

The United Nations is slamming prosecutors worldwide for letting high-profile drug users off the hook, according to a new report on global narcotics trends.

“The fact is that when a celebrity uses drugs, he or she breaks the law,” the U.N. International Narcotics Control Board’s Hamid Ghodse told a news conference in London Wednesday, Reuters reports. “Young people are quick to pick up on … perceived leniency.”

Although he refused to name specific celebrities, London is home to several stars who would seem to fit the bill.

Amy Winehouse and Kate Moss have both been videotaped allegedly using hard drugs – crack and cocaine, respectively – but neither were charged. (The Winehouse investigation is still pending.) Pete Doherty, meanwhile, has been busted for narcotics possession numerous times, but has avoided substantial jail time.

The apparent double standard, Ghodse added, “makes people become cynical about drug enforcement.”

With an overflow A-list audience including Jessica Alba, Kanye West and Rihanna dancing in front of the stage, Amy Winehouse wowed them during Paris Fashion Week on Friday night.

Entertaining 600 guests at the inauguration of Fendi’s new Avenue Montaigne boutique, the troubled Grammy-winning singer took the stage at 11 p.m. in a beehive hairdo and black-strap Fendi dress hitched up with a brash metal belt.

“Forgive my ignorance, I don’t know anything about fashion,” she told the industry-heavy crowd, which also included Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen, Sofia Coppola, Milla Jovovich and Jade Jagger.

Just hours after officially getting off the hook in a perversion-of-justice case in England, Winehouse served up an audacious 40-minute performance. With horns and backup moving her along, she demonstrated a strong return to form, working through a set including “Rehab,” “Valerie” and “You Know I’m No Good.”

The evening, which included a dramatically lit fashion tableaux of live models, atrium cocktails and a separate concert room, was orchestrated by Fendi’s design-meister Karl Lagerfeld, who selected Winehouse.

Between numbers Winehouse told the crowd, she was “really glad to be booked by Fendi because I was getting bored.”

“I’m available for bookings,” she joked. “If anyone wants me for a wedding or a bar mitzvah. … Well maybe not a wedding. My music’s a little too heartbreak. For a wedding, you need something meeker.”

Amy Winehouse is off the hook, police in London said Thursday.

Authorities have decided not to take further action against the Grammy-winning “Rehab” singer in connection with the ongoing investigation into an alleged attempt to pervert justice.

In Decemeber, Winehouse was arrested, and later released, in connection with an alleged plan to derail a criminal case against her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil. The singer was due to return to the police station, but will now no longer be required to do so.

“Amy is pleased to be discounted from the investigation and thanks the police for their professionalism in their dealings with her,” he rep, Tracey Miller said in a statement.

Police have confirmed that Winehouse is no longer a suspect in the case, her rep added.

The case relates to a witness-tampering charge for Winehouse’s jailed husband, who is accused of assaulting a barman in June. On Friday, Fielder-Civil plead not guilty to charges stemming from the pub brawl. Winehouse was not present in court.

Honestly, why would you expect Amy Winehouse to trash a Hotel room? I mean, come on, I am sure she is in bed early every night watching reruns for Friends and Seinfeld.

Not the case. Apparently….hope your sitting down…..spills drinks all over Hotel rooms. Oh, also, she smokes in non-smoking rooms.

The Sun says, Booze was spilled all over the wooden hallway and cigarette butts, countless bottles of champagne and unwashed knickers were all over the floor. The blackened bath had to be scrubbed and unclogged after she dyed and washed her famous beehive in the tub. She had even taken a large mirror off the wall and placed it on the floor. Staff were baffled why. I’m not.

I wonder if when she check into a Hotel they just automatically put her down for a smoking room. I wonder what they would do if she asked for non-smoking? I love how the staff was baffled. After they cleaned up, they went directly back down to their caves.

And….about that Blake guy….the one that tried to overdose in jail.

The singer was in tears as she spoke to Blake through a pane of glass, in a room separate from other prisoners. Their marriage has been under strain since we revealed Blake has been trading signed photos of her for heroin.

I want to go to this jail. Sounds like the stuff you get in there is sooo much better than the stuff you get from all the Sig Ep kids on Campus drive.

Look out Blake! It seems that your wife is replacing you while you are incarcerated. A lot of us should be happy when hearing this news, but when you see the new boyfriend…Amy just traded Blake, for another Blake!

Amy Winehouse celebrated her five Grammy Awards wins the new acquisition. Amy’s new friend is Blake Wood, who the singer met through possible landlady Kelly Osbourne in the hopes that the drug-free vegetarian artist will help Amy stay clean. Amy and New Blake spent Sunday night at London’s Park Plaza hotel celebrating Amy’s Grammy sweep.

“Kelly asked Blake to look after Amy and keep her on the straight and narrow when she left rehab for her Grammy performance. They stayed in the hotel together and they might all move into the Osbourne family’s Buckinghamshire mansion when Amy finishes her recovery. He has met Amy’s family and they all really like him.”

Blake Fielder-Civil is not too happy that Amy has been sharing a hotel room with another man — and the last time he was jealous, he threatened divorce. According to friends of hers, “Amy’s husband wouldn’t be happy if he knew how close they’d become,” because Wood is allegedly bi-sexual and the two have been spending lots of time together as of late. However, it’s no secret to Amy’s husband that the two have been hanging out because he was recently paid a visit in jail by both Amy and Blake Wood. Also, Amy seems crazy in love with her husband, dedicating her recent Grammy win to “Blake, my incarcerated.”

Natalie Cole took it upon herself to speak out against Amy Winehouse (who’s currently in rehab) and her Grammy wins, saying she didn’t deserve them because it sends a bad message to kids who are trying to break into the business.As you already know, Amy is currently in rehab, trying to fight her several addictions for illegal substances which can help you encounter another world in case of an overdose.

Well, as some of us already know, Natalie is basically risking alot. But in case you don’t – here’s proof.

Natalie admitted in her autobiography, Angel on My Shoulder, that she had taken LSD, heroin and even crack cocaine.

She was arrested for possession of heroin in 1975, and around that time her son, Robert, nearly drowned in a family swimming pool while she and her late husband Reverend Marvin Yancy were on a major drug binge.

Hmmm…that’s funny, because it was also in 1975 that Cole received a Grammy for Best New Artist and then another for Best R&B Performance, Female, for “This Will Be”. Then in 1976 she received yet another Grammy award for Best R&B Vocal Performance, Female, for “Sophisticated Lady (She’s A Different Lady)”

So Natalie, what you should do know? You could just give up your Grammys or just shut up and stop criticizing other persons when you know that you did the same exact thing. What;s up with this hypocrisy woman? You don’t have a bit of shame at all?